Jersey Shore Party

[The Rational Male]

Okay, so my buddy, the guy with the mini-mansion that throws the sickest parties just sent me an invite to a Jersey Shore Party he is throwing in a couple of weeks.

After someone stole his brand new Jager machine and puched a couple of holes in his walls at his last party (last Halloween) he swore he wouldn't be throwing any more for awhile.

I'm glad he reconsidered though, because it will probably be about 70/30 women to men, and my pimp hand is at its strongest at theme/costume parties. There will probably be two dozen hot, single women there and I'm one of the big dawgs in this group when it comes to status  

So here are a couple of costume ideas I'm tossing around....

Head/face- Do a longer mohawk than I usually wear, something that I can spike way up, bandana tied on the forehead, big douchey sunglasses, and a big ass fake diamond earring.

Body- Undecided. I have a muscular frame but my body fat is still a little high. I lost a couple of inches off my waist and put on some muscle, I'm wondering if I should say fuck it and wear shorts and flip flops with no shirt, or if I should wear a guidoish shirt?

I think going shirtless MIGHT work, especially if I get a spray tan to go with it (which I plan to do). They can even accentuate muscularity by creating light shadows with the airbrush. I suppose I could do a plan A and a plan B. If I don't think I can pull off the shirtless look then I can always throw the shirt on at the last minute.

If I go shirtless I can also glue a syringe to my arm (juicehead, haha), but I'm thinking an even better idea would be to carry a big bottle of some kind of cocktail I whip up, and use the syringe to inject copious amounts of liquor into the throats of the lovely guidettes. Hmmm...... Maybe use a rubber band to hold the syringe ON my forearm until I need it....two birds, one stone...

This is gonna be fun  

Any ideas?

[Nutz]

If you haven't got the six pack, but have pecks and arms, a pink polo with a popped collar should suffice.

[The Rational Male]

If you haven't got the six pack, but have pecks and arms, a pink polo with a popped collar should suffice.

That's me to a "T", but I want to do this thing up right.

I basically have an "ab" at this point. No beer belly or anything. I can flex and you can see the the outline (and start to make out the obliques), but my body fat isn't low enough that you can see any separation of the muscles yet.

If I did the popped collar polo I would have to do a blowout. Not sure I'm ready to tackle that.

Another option would be somewhere in the middle. I could do a wife beater or a tank top. I'm planning on getting the spray tan regardless, so that should work pretty well too.

[Nutz]

"If I did the popped collar polo I would have to do a blowout."

What does that mean?

[DJDamage]

Just dress up as a pimp.

A buddy of mine went to a bar wearing all black with a bright red loud fur cowboy hat, a pimp red scarf, dark shades and a pimp cane and girls were approaching him all night wanting to know if he was for real or not haha.

[The Rational Male]

"If I did the popped collar polo I would have to do a blowout."

What does that mean?

In my infinite knowledge of all that is guido, I have discovered that there are "conservative" guidos, and more "liberal" guidos. The conservative ones wear the polo shirts with the popped collar and the blowout hair. Think Pauly D from Jersey Shore. The more liberal ones wear the affliction shirts and sport mohawks.'

I already wear a mohawk, so it wouldn't be a stretch for me to pull off the liberal guido look. The conservative guido look would take some work.

Conservative guidos-

http://neonlite.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/guido.jpg

Liberal guidos-

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/sal.jpg

I could make arrangements to do the conservative guido thing, but the liberal guido shtick would be so much more fun. I'm really diggin' the idea of carrying a syring and "injecting" the hot guidetes with a potent concoction of fruit juices mixed with 151 rum.

I think I'm gonna go for the big mohawk, spray tan, tank top, and ruin-your-world shooter idea. In a few months I might have been able to go shirtless, but I think I'll keep it on for awhile

[The Rational Male]

Just dress up as a pimp.

A buddy of mine went to a bar wearing all black with a bright red loud fur cowboy hat, a pimp red scarf, dark shades and a pimp cane and girls were approaching him all night wanting to know if he was for real or not haha.

You know Mystery? haha

[Rollo Tomassi]

I expect pictures of this, or I'm calling troll.
 

[The Rational Male]

Oh there will be pictures alright....

[KontrollerX]

Sounds awesome Str8up.

You have a talent for these things judging by your SS threads about them.

[The Rational Male]

I'm doin' this shit up RIGHT.

There will be quite a few very attractive females in attendance. I have my eye on one of them. Time to step it up, guido style.

Damn, only a week and a half. I need to find a tight white tank top and a big fake diamond....

[Rollo Tomassi]

Start working on your Oompa Loompa tan now,..

[The Rational Male]

You know, that would be funny as hell. I was going to get a spray tan, but orange makeup would be hilarious.

[The Rational Male]

Looks like I might have a date for the party. If it pans out that's going to be interesting, cause this chick will probably be there and I'm totally feelin' it with her-

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A little jealousy plotline, perhaps?

It's gonna be fun either way. Even if I have no date and the above hottie doesn't show, there will still be dozens of other hot single chicks to choose from, and I'm DA MAN at these parties.

Only 5 more days!!

[Rogue Dish]

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